Marry Jodie Marsh
Boys Boys Boys: You now have the great opportunity to marry English glamour model and ‘TV personality’ Jodie Marsh.
Jodie Marsh is an insecure postfeminist woman using a performance of sex-madness and overt display of sexuality to mask her feminine insecurity, which is thereby iterated.
She is also a bad copy of Jordan aka Katie Price, an ‘English glamour model, television personality, magazine columnist and businesswoman’ who is worth approx. £30 million.
Jodie Marsh has been deconstructed by a number of subversive blogs and forums, with an in-depth analysis of Jodie’s narcissist blog posts at therealjodiemarsh (recently threatened by Jodie’s people with legal action). She has also deconstructed herself via an appearance on Celebrity Big Brother over a year ago.
Now, she’s looking for a husband via her own reality show, Marry Jodie Marsh. Seeing that I’m including the link to her website, her admins are bound to see my blog posts. Let’s say ‘Hello’ everyone:
“Hi Jodie’s Admins/PR people”
To marry Jodie Marsh, you can go to one of her auditions:
Audition Dates:
20.05.07 London
23.05.07 Edinburgh
26.05.07 Sheffield
27.05.07 Birmingham
30.05.07 Cardiff
03.06.07 Bournemouth
Alternatively, you can fill in an application form on the website (also as downloadable pdf document). Questions include:
Q1: What do you do for a living and do you enjoy it?
Q2: What was your longest previous relationship and why did it finish?
Q3: Complete this sentence: I want my relationship with my future wife to be…
Q4: Tell me about the best sex you ever had! Where & when?
Go on boys, you know you want to 
Good luck!
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Jordan:
Filed under: Culture, Daily life, Feminism, Media, Sex, TV | Tagged: Reality TV
Ms Marsh manages to maintain an almost identical pose in a pic on wikipedia: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0d/Jodie_Marsh.jpg
Was she in the Shilpa Shetty House or was that another CBB?
I don’t think they’ll understand term iterated
The truly sad thing, however, is that if I actually did this and wrote a book about it, focusing on contemporary gender criticism and my own performativity regarding the role as “public intellectual” (this would be a whole new definition for the term), it would most certainly count as my tenure project for any cultural studies program. See the book of an associate professor who began to work as a stripper in order to write about it (Mulvey and other obvious stuff like that–never mind that there was never a camera involved), which resulted in a pretty decent, tenured job (will look for university, name and book title)–met her before, though (became quite famous on campus very quickly).
anaj: no, she was in the one last year (2006). She was the first celebrity to be evicted :p
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/4611576.stm
@cerebraljetsam: and why not? More than ever before, I think the boundaries between popular culture, academia, intellect, sex, gender, reality and its TV have become blurred - for me that’s certainly the case. The difficulty imho is to communicate academia to non-academia, i.e. to make them understand that high-brow, theoretical analysis is actually politically useful and even necessary, rather than irrelevant and removed from ‘reality’ and residing far far away in ivory-tower-land.
I think Jetsam should go for it. No need for having hard feelings if a decent, tenured job grows out of it. Looking at the quality of research and teaching of soooo many lecturers and professor in Germany and Austria, I think it would be fantastic if only half of the cultural studies people had done something similar. And most of them don’t do much better than writing one highly incomprehensible masterpiece that is understood only by the few who CLAIM to understand it, and which secures them a place in the league of incomprehensible gentlewomen and -men - and that was it.
Still waiting for my call.
http://anticrapitalist.blogspot.com/