Masturbated in Public
Don’t be shocked, dear readers.
‘masturbated in public’ is a search term people used today to find my blog. And rightly so - enter ‘masturbated in public’ into Google, and the first result cuming (…) up is indeed the blog post where I talked about Jack Tweedy masturbating in public, i.e. in the Big Brother house.
I do wonder why anyone would enter masturbate in public into a search though. Reminds me of the story where AOL released nearly 500000 users’ search terms nearly a year ago (time flies!).
I don’t really have anything to hide regarding my search terms, or indeed my Internet use as a whole. I don’t store dodgy stuff on my computer, I don’t put illegal terms into search engines, and overall I tend to stay on the right side of the law (where I agree with it, that is 
).
In order to retain my elusive readership of people masturbating in public, I’ve created a special post for them (i.e. this one) so that in time, instead of the Jack Tweedy post, they’ll be directed straigh to this one.
/me thinks she should put a link to dogging [regular users - don't click on the link ] or some such here, just so that the search wasn’t quite in vain.
Filed under: Blog, Daily life, Internet, Media, Sex
There is nothing wrong with the word ‘masturbate’.
I use it to describe a certain way of acting, not just the sexual activity.
Like people who say, “You’ll never guess what I did at the weekend?” and tease you with titbits, as though you should be bothered enough to chase them. This is masturbation. They want you to help them pleasure themselves. I decline. I say nothing. It helps.