Daily Archives: December 24, 2007

How to Get Rid of Your Father

My father contacts me every year on my birthday. He sends me an email (even though I’ve told my sister to *not* give him my email address!) trying to ‘build bridges’, saying things like

We would really like to see you again – it’s been 10 years since we last saw you, I believe, at your sister’s wedding.

Here’s some news for you, dad: I’m not fucking interested. You were an asshole to my mother, and you were a mean, sadistic bastard towards me. You instilled in me a distrust and hatred of men, and, no, blood is not thicker than water.

/me deletes email